Good morning everyone. I have been awake for a couple of hours now after a nice long nap that began at 8:00 p.m., so this is as good a time as any to do my ramble. Saturday had me working until about 4:00 a.m. as usual, and after getting some gas and groceries, I planned on going to sleep so that I could catch my nephew's 9:00 a.m baseball game in town. That was my PLAN... Mix in the crawfish boil that was scheduled to take place during the afternoon (Note: I LOVE crawfish), along with the 60% chance of rain that was forecast for San Marcos, America on Sunday (which was supposed to be really heavy between 10:00 a.m and noon), and yesterday had the makings of a potentially interesting day. What I didn't count on was the fact that I was going to be unable to fall asleep or that AMC was going to be running a 'Mad Men' marathon. Guess who ended up watching 4 straight episodes of 'Mad Men' from 5:00 a.m to 9:00 a.m. (after having seen maybe 20 minutes of the show EVER previously)... With the forecast and overcast conditions when I was finally able to fall asleep, I didn't feel too guilty about my nephew's baseball game because it looked like they were going to be rained out. I ended up sleeping for about four hours, looked outside, and it didn't look like a single drop had fallen at my place... I logged onto facebook, saw that the crawfish were boiling, and off I went a half-hour later. The next 6 hours consisted of me getting 8 to 10 crawfish at random intervals, and enjoying what turned out to be a great day for any event in San Marcos, being mostly overcast with no rain, and with plenty of food and beverages to go around. I was teased by the last twenty minutes of a 'Mad Men' episode when I woke up a few hours ago, but I am now stuck with watching 'ET' as I get into this ramble. One of my friends who was at the crawfish boil and who I work with gave me a story to pass along for the blog... This one falls under the category of knowing or coming across those people in life who are allegedly experts or authorities on a subject, but then the more that you talk to them... :) First I should tell you that my friend is from New York originally and that this is very obvious to figure out just by talking to him. Texas has had no influence on his accent... It seems that he was at a local coffee shop recently and was having a conversation with a guy that was TELLING HIM all about how things are in New York and New Jersey... My friend was a little confused by some of the things that he was hearing, and so he asks the guy when he had last been up to New York. The guy responds be saying, "oh, I've never been to New York..." :) (At this point I wish that I had been there to see the look of my friend's face...). Well, my friend then proceeds to ask the guy if he has ever been out of the state of Texas, to which you can probably guess by now was met with a reply of "no..." Hmmmmm.... At work on Saturday night we had a balloon drop for the group of bands that were performing, and after the drop some of the patrons started tapping the balloons around the venue like they were playing volleyball. One of the balloons ended up floating down and bouncing off the head of one of the young ladies who was focused on the performers up on stage, and she ended up reacting to it like she was being attacked by a bat... :) The countdown for my probable return to Las Vegas, America is now at 3 1/2 months, so if anyone knows of any potential job opportunities, or of someone with some cheap space to rent, let me know... ;) I'm going to stop rambling now so that I can try to figure out some remedy for my fantasy baseball team that MIGHT HAVE had a .200 batting average this past week. Have a great day and I'll be back with another poker story for ya on Wednesday...
Monday, April 16, 2012
Saturday, April 14, 2012
"Your Team Sucks" And Short Poker Stories
Good morning everyone. I'm sorry that I missed you yesterday. I woke up with some time allotted to do my blog, but I felt bad when I woke up and just went back to sleep before my shift at work. This late 'Friday' blog has a couple of sports-related 'comebacks' for you and some short poker stories for the poker readers who I shorted on Wednesday when I made my NHL playoffs first-round predictions.
After hours at work last night a group of us were talking about basketball as we cleaned up our venue. This group included 3 Spurs fans, a Mavericks fan, and a Lakers fan. You can probably imagine the chirping that was going on as the NBA playoffs are approaching. The Lakers beat the Spurs a few nights ago, and on facebook I was seeing some of the "Spurs suck" commentary, so I thought that here I'd give you a few comebacks to the "your team sucks" comments after your team suffers a loss at the hands of the guy with the big mouth. I have found these comebacks to be pretty effective at stifling chirping, and the only team that I follow that they probably wouldn't work for this year is the Montreal Canadiens, who did pretty much suck this season... My other favorite major sports teams are the Spurs, the Boston Red Sox, and the Pittsburgh Steelers if you are new to 'Bikini Hill'. So say that the Spurs lose to the Lakers, and you get "the Spurs suck." Start by snapping off, "well they MUST SUCK if they lost to the LAKERS..." If necessary, you can follow that up with, "if the Spurs suck so bad, then WHY are you making such a BIG DEAL about the Lakers beating them?..." Hopefully there's something that you can use there...
I've got a couple of short stories for you that occurred while I was dealing 2-4 limit hold 'em games and one that occurred when I was playing in one of the Station Casinos freeroll tournaments that I participated in while living in Las Vegas. In the first instance I was dealing what I refer to as a "World Series 2-4 limit hold 'em game." This means that NO ONE at the table was speaking. I had a table full of 10 players at the 2-4 limit game who were DEAD SERIOUS. (At some point in the future, you will probably read about me referencing a game as a "World Series game" when the players are taking FOREVER to act on their hand, like the game is being televised or they are playing for ENORMOUS stakes, but these players were just SILENT)... I had been dealing this game for about 15 or 20 minutes when 'Sweet Caroline' by Neil Diamond started playing on the in-house music system. As we played in silence, the first chorus aired... "...hands... touching hands... reaching out... touching me... touching you... Sweet Caroline..." Suddenly, three players at the table spontaneously BELTED OUT... "DUN DUN DUN!!!" Led by myself, the whole table starts laughing and everyone FINALLY loosens up... :)
In another 2-4 limit game that I dealt at a full 10-player table, the woman sitting across from me in the 5-seat sees the flop and proceeds to IMMEDIATELY spill her drink that was sitting in the cupholder nestled in the rail directly in front of her. At this point she bets her hand and is called in two places. She bets the turn, and again, is called in two places (I'm trying my best to keep a stone face and not roll my eyes at this point). After I put the river card on the board, the 5-seat bets again, and after again being called by these 2 players, she proceeds to show that she flopped "the nuts." My poker tip for you today is that if you ever see anyone excited enough by the flop that they actually BANG into the table and spill their drink, you PROBABLY don't want to call them down to the river... ;)
You will probably appreciate this last story more if you are a poker dealer or have played a good amount of live poker in casinos. I was playing in one of the Station Casinos freeroll tournaments (to qualify for this tournament, you had to play a certain amount of hours of poker in any Station Casino in a specified time period - for example, it may have been 90 hours of poker in 3 months). Well, there are approximately ten of these casinos in the Las Vegas metropolitan area that mainly the local residents frequent, so there are literally thousands of qualifiers for these tournaments, and they require a lot of dealers when the tournaments begin, with many of these dealers predictably being inexperienced to some degree. Whenever a dealer has a problem at a table that requires the assistance of a floor supervisor, it is common to hear that dealer call out for a 'decision' (for example - "I need a decision on table 22..."). It was early on the first day of this tournament when all I could do was smile and shake my head as I heard the dealer bellow out, "I NEED A SECOND OPINION ON TABLE 22..." Hopefully someone found that as amusing as I did...
I hope that you have a great weekend and I'll see you again on Monday!
After hours at work last night a group of us were talking about basketball as we cleaned up our venue. This group included 3 Spurs fans, a Mavericks fan, and a Lakers fan. You can probably imagine the chirping that was going on as the NBA playoffs are approaching. The Lakers beat the Spurs a few nights ago, and on facebook I was seeing some of the "Spurs suck" commentary, so I thought that here I'd give you a few comebacks to the "your team sucks" comments after your team suffers a loss at the hands of the guy with the big mouth. I have found these comebacks to be pretty effective at stifling chirping, and the only team that I follow that they probably wouldn't work for this year is the Montreal Canadiens, who did pretty much suck this season... My other favorite major sports teams are the Spurs, the Boston Red Sox, and the Pittsburgh Steelers if you are new to 'Bikini Hill'. So say that the Spurs lose to the Lakers, and you get "the Spurs suck." Start by snapping off, "well they MUST SUCK if they lost to the LAKERS..." If necessary, you can follow that up with, "if the Spurs suck so bad, then WHY are you making such a BIG DEAL about the Lakers beating them?..." Hopefully there's something that you can use there...
I've got a couple of short stories for you that occurred while I was dealing 2-4 limit hold 'em games and one that occurred when I was playing in one of the Station Casinos freeroll tournaments that I participated in while living in Las Vegas. In the first instance I was dealing what I refer to as a "World Series 2-4 limit hold 'em game." This means that NO ONE at the table was speaking. I had a table full of 10 players at the 2-4 limit game who were DEAD SERIOUS. (At some point in the future, you will probably read about me referencing a game as a "World Series game" when the players are taking FOREVER to act on their hand, like the game is being televised or they are playing for ENORMOUS stakes, but these players were just SILENT)... I had been dealing this game for about 15 or 20 minutes when 'Sweet Caroline' by Neil Diamond started playing on the in-house music system. As we played in silence, the first chorus aired... "...hands... touching hands... reaching out... touching me... touching you... Sweet Caroline..." Suddenly, three players at the table spontaneously BELTED OUT... "DUN DUN DUN!!!" Led by myself, the whole table starts laughing and everyone FINALLY loosens up... :)
In another 2-4 limit game that I dealt at a full 10-player table, the woman sitting across from me in the 5-seat sees the flop and proceeds to IMMEDIATELY spill her drink that was sitting in the cupholder nestled in the rail directly in front of her. At this point she bets her hand and is called in two places. She bets the turn, and again, is called in two places (I'm trying my best to keep a stone face and not roll my eyes at this point). After I put the river card on the board, the 5-seat bets again, and after again being called by these 2 players, she proceeds to show that she flopped "the nuts." My poker tip for you today is that if you ever see anyone excited enough by the flop that they actually BANG into the table and spill their drink, you PROBABLY don't want to call them down to the river... ;)
You will probably appreciate this last story more if you are a poker dealer or have played a good amount of live poker in casinos. I was playing in one of the Station Casinos freeroll tournaments (to qualify for this tournament, you had to play a certain amount of hours of poker in any Station Casino in a specified time period - for example, it may have been 90 hours of poker in 3 months). Well, there are approximately ten of these casinos in the Las Vegas metropolitan area that mainly the local residents frequent, so there are literally thousands of qualifiers for these tournaments, and they require a lot of dealers when the tournaments begin, with many of these dealers predictably being inexperienced to some degree. Whenever a dealer has a problem at a table that requires the assistance of a floor supervisor, it is common to hear that dealer call out for a 'decision' (for example - "I need a decision on table 22..."). It was early on the first day of this tournament when all I could do was smile and shake my head as I heard the dealer bellow out, "I NEED A SECOND OPINION ON TABLE 22..." Hopefully someone found that as amusing as I did...
I hope that you have a great weekend and I'll see you again on Monday!
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
NHL Conference Quarterfinals & My First No-Limit Game
Good afternoon everyone. I'm going to give you a quick summary of my expert and heavily researched (AHEM...) first-round NHL playoff picks, followed by a write-up of my most profitable poker tournament results to date.
NHL PLAYOFFS - EASTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINAL ROUND
(1) New York Rangers vs. (8) Ottawa Senators ----- Ottawa in 6 games
(2) Boston Bruins vs. (7) Washington Capitals ----- Washington in 6 games
(3) Florida Panthers vs. (6) New Jersey Devils ----- New Jersey in 7 games
(4) Pittsburgh Penguins vs. (5) Philadelphia Flyers ----- Philadelphia in 6 games
NHL PLAYOFFS - WESTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINAL ROUND
(1) Vancouver Canucks vs. (8) Los Angeles Kings ----- Vancouver in 6 games
(2) St. Louis Blues vs. (7) San Jose Sharks ----- St. Louis in 5 games
(3) Phoenix Coyotes vs. (6) Chicago Blackhawks ----- Phoenix in 6 games
(4) Nashville Predators vs. (5) Detroit Red Wings ----- Detroit in 6 games
Let me apologize if some of those predictions aren't lined up correctly on the page. My 'preview' feature is not working right now, and has previously been very valuable in helping me straighten up my other prediction articles. If you think I'm totally crazy with my Eastern Conference picks, the lower seeds in the East all played the higher seeds tough head-to-head, so we'll see... ;)
My first no-limit hold 'em game... :) I'm smiling as I type this thinking back on it. To give you a little background, I learned how to play poker at the tables in Las Vegas. Now don't get me wrong - I watched a lot of poker on t.v. and read a lot of poker books before and during the time that my "poker career" began, but when you're talking about actual playing experience, it came from the tables in Las Vegas casinos. That being said, it took me more than a full half-year after I moved to Las Vegas to sit down in a 1/2 no-limit game. I had played in tournaments before, but playing a tournament is different than sitting in a cash game because your loss is limited to the tournament entry fee. For example, I would play the Sahara tournament as frequently as any other tournament, and the cost with the chip add-on was about 62 dollars. No matter how the tournament played out, that 62 dollars was the most that I was going to lose. In a no-limit hold 'em cash game, you can lose your whole buy-in (100 dollars, 200 dollars, whatever is in front of you) on one hand. We were allowed to play at work (during our shift also) where I dealt, and in the early days of our poker room, this was often necessary to start games or to keep them going. In early December of 2005 at 5:45 a.m. (yes, like I mentioned in an earlier post, I keep pretty accurate records of my poker sessions), I sat down in my very first 1/2 no-limit game for 100 dollars. This HAS TO BE one of the funniest no-limit sessions EVER... Playing against more experienced players than myself (by definition, since I had never played in a no-limit cash game before), I was pretty nervous about being outplayed after the flop. I can also tell you that I can remember being pretty nervous the next couple of times that I sat in no-limit games outside of the casino where I worked - it's a MUCH DIFFERENT game than limit... Anyway, this is how it went for the whole 2 hour and 5 minute session that I played. Every time that I received a premium hand (I recall getting AK like 4 times, and KK once), I SHOVED MY WHOLE STACK... EVERY... TIME... :) So whether the action went limp, limp, limp, limp to me..., or limp, limp, raise to 6 to me... whatever the action was, if I was in the hand, my stack of reds went into the middle. Two things to note here. The first thing is that the whole table knew that it was my first time playing no-limit (they obviously also knew that I was a poker dealer in the room). The second thing is that I was NEVER CALLED when I shoved!!!... :) The table did not know what to do with me. I was playing tight (obviously), and even though I was shoving in the neighborhood of 100 dollars each time to win pots of no more than 15 dollars, I was not called, once... I recall one hand (I was sitting in the 2-seat and my opponent was sitting in the 10-seat) where the guy LITERALLY took more than 2 minutes tanking before he finally folded his hand (this was one of the times that I had AK). I ended up winning $ 59.00 for the session (which I was FINE with). If you're one of my readers who is a fellow poker player, you know that it's better to win a small pot than to lose a big one, and I hold the same philosophy with my session results. The players at my table were dumbfounded, my floor supervisor was laughing... :) Ah, the good ole days... I am happy to say that I am still on track to move back to the desert at the end of this summer, and should be making that trip in August if nothing changes. I may give you a little poker story on Friday with whatever is happening in the sports world since I took a bite out of today's entry with the hockey picks above - the NHL playoffs start tonight, so I pretty much had to make those selections today. Have a good one and I'll see you again on Friday.
NHL PLAYOFFS - EASTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINAL ROUND
(1) New York Rangers vs. (8) Ottawa Senators ----- Ottawa in 6 games
(2) Boston Bruins vs. (7) Washington Capitals ----- Washington in 6 games
(3) Florida Panthers vs. (6) New Jersey Devils ----- New Jersey in 7 games
(4) Pittsburgh Penguins vs. (5) Philadelphia Flyers ----- Philadelphia in 6 games
NHL PLAYOFFS - WESTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINAL ROUND
(1) Vancouver Canucks vs. (8) Los Angeles Kings ----- Vancouver in 6 games
(2) St. Louis Blues vs. (7) San Jose Sharks ----- St. Louis in 5 games
(3) Phoenix Coyotes vs. (6) Chicago Blackhawks ----- Phoenix in 6 games
(4) Nashville Predators vs. (5) Detroit Red Wings ----- Detroit in 6 games
Let me apologize if some of those predictions aren't lined up correctly on the page. My 'preview' feature is not working right now, and has previously been very valuable in helping me straighten up my other prediction articles. If you think I'm totally crazy with my Eastern Conference picks, the lower seeds in the East all played the higher seeds tough head-to-head, so we'll see... ;)
My first no-limit hold 'em game... :) I'm smiling as I type this thinking back on it. To give you a little background, I learned how to play poker at the tables in Las Vegas. Now don't get me wrong - I watched a lot of poker on t.v. and read a lot of poker books before and during the time that my "poker career" began, but when you're talking about actual playing experience, it came from the tables in Las Vegas casinos. That being said, it took me more than a full half-year after I moved to Las Vegas to sit down in a 1/2 no-limit game. I had played in tournaments before, but playing a tournament is different than sitting in a cash game because your loss is limited to the tournament entry fee. For example, I would play the Sahara tournament as frequently as any other tournament, and the cost with the chip add-on was about 62 dollars. No matter how the tournament played out, that 62 dollars was the most that I was going to lose. In a no-limit hold 'em cash game, you can lose your whole buy-in (100 dollars, 200 dollars, whatever is in front of you) on one hand. We were allowed to play at work (during our shift also) where I dealt, and in the early days of our poker room, this was often necessary to start games or to keep them going. In early December of 2005 at 5:45 a.m. (yes, like I mentioned in an earlier post, I keep pretty accurate records of my poker sessions), I sat down in my very first 1/2 no-limit game for 100 dollars. This HAS TO BE one of the funniest no-limit sessions EVER... Playing against more experienced players than myself (by definition, since I had never played in a no-limit cash game before), I was pretty nervous about being outplayed after the flop. I can also tell you that I can remember being pretty nervous the next couple of times that I sat in no-limit games outside of the casino where I worked - it's a MUCH DIFFERENT game than limit... Anyway, this is how it went for the whole 2 hour and 5 minute session that I played. Every time that I received a premium hand (I recall getting AK like 4 times, and KK once), I SHOVED MY WHOLE STACK... EVERY... TIME... :) So whether the action went limp, limp, limp, limp to me..., or limp, limp, raise to 6 to me... whatever the action was, if I was in the hand, my stack of reds went into the middle. Two things to note here. The first thing is that the whole table knew that it was my first time playing no-limit (they obviously also knew that I was a poker dealer in the room). The second thing is that I was NEVER CALLED when I shoved!!!... :) The table did not know what to do with me. I was playing tight (obviously), and even though I was shoving in the neighborhood of 100 dollars each time to win pots of no more than 15 dollars, I was not called, once... I recall one hand (I was sitting in the 2-seat and my opponent was sitting in the 10-seat) where the guy LITERALLY took more than 2 minutes tanking before he finally folded his hand (this was one of the times that I had AK). I ended up winning $ 59.00 for the session (which I was FINE with). If you're one of my readers who is a fellow poker player, you know that it's better to win a small pot than to lose a big one, and I hold the same philosophy with my session results. The players at my table were dumbfounded, my floor supervisor was laughing... :) Ah, the good ole days... I am happy to say that I am still on track to move back to the desert at the end of this summer, and should be making that trip in August if nothing changes. I may give you a little poker story on Friday with whatever is happening in the sports world since I took a bite out of today's entry with the hockey picks above - the NHL playoffs start tonight, so I pretty much had to make those selections today. Have a good one and I'll see you again on Friday.
Monday, April 9, 2012
Tuna Fish & Pancakes
Good evening everyone. Today has been and will be quite an eventful day chorewise for me. I was finally motivated enough to get a printout of my W-2 from the University of Texas (which only required me going somewhere with a printer), so I will be doing my taxes after I post this ramble. I'm just saying if this ramble goes on and on, don't read anything into it (like I'm procrastinating for example)... I do have my fantasy baseball stat-tracker and a combination of Armageddon and the Brewers/Cubs game on t.v. to get me through the next three hours until the 10:00 episode of 'The Big Bang Theory' comes on, so I'll be just fine. Some people, like my punk brother, are AT the Yankees/Orioles game tonight, but I'll manage somehow. You think that he'd go to watch some real teams play, but whatever... :) When he finally gets around to reading this, he'll be pleased to find out that I did add a Yankee to my fantasy baseball team. And thank you Phil Hughes for doing nothing to help lead my team to its fourth place standing after the first week of play. For those of you who read my fantasy baseball draft strategy, my team is currently last in the league in HR's and tied for last in RBI's, just as advertised. However, in the five pitching categories, I am first, second, tied for second, third, and tied for third (also just as advertised)... ;) A LONG WAY to go in the baseball season, but I'll keep you updated... I decided that I will make my first-round NHL playoff predictions on Wednesday. These predictions will take up just a small part of the newly slotted Wednesday Las Vegas/poker space, but I wanted to give myself a few extra days to look at the stats since I've watched almost no hockey at all this season. For those of you who are new readers and stop by to check out the poker stories, I've got material through the end of this month without really racking my brain to come up with it... A lot of poker in my rearview mirror and in my future. The countdown is now at 114 on my current lease ending and hopefully my move back to the desert. When I was doing my morning chores today (mainly getting that W-2 printed out and picking up the tax booklet and forms that I need), I witnessed many 'normal' (for San Marcos, America) happenings that made me laugh, curse, and knew that they'd end up here in the blog. In what was less than 15 minutes of actual driving, I drove up behind a person who didn't take the 'right on red' when they could have, COULD HAVE had an accident with a person who DID take a 'right on red' where they're not allowed to near my workplace, watched a person from my right cruise RIGHT THROUGH a stop sign at a four-way stop where each 'stop' had a vehicle waiting to proceed, and watched a genius on a motorcycle switch lanes from behind me to get ahead of the university bus that we were stuck behind (while I knew that whole time that the bus would be switching to the left lane also, because, GUESS WHAT, the entrance to the university was ahead on the left)... If you have ever played live poker, you can probably relate when I say that PEOPLE LIKE THIS are the ones who you're seated with at the table on many occasions, just making me more anxious to get back to Vegas and its assorted poker tables... Watching the show 'Las Vegas' this morning, I was reminded why I'm mystified at the amount of people who play slot machines, which have a well-earned reputation for being the worst play in the casino. The guest is leaving the casino at the end of episode, uses a free-play card, and wins a car when the spinners align for him. In the movie 'Con Air', the plane (or something) crashes into a slot-machine, and it happens to come up with a winning spin. My point is that I've seen MANY movies/television shows where the 'random spin' being shown ends up being a winner. Nah, these machines aren't easy to manipulate... I love it when in Vegas (and other places), the slots are ADVERTISED as having a payback rate of 99%, 95%, etc... They're just broadcasting, "yes, we give back LESS than 100% of the money that we receive..." So I'm buying some tuna fish last night, and I bought the albacore tuna instead of the regular. Growing up I was never really a fan of the regular tuna fish, but I've eaten it more as I've grown older. However, I think that albacore tuna is GREAT in comparison - it's like it isn't even the same animal... This got me thinking about pancakes, which are something that a lot of people LOVE, but are in the category of things that I definitely enjoyed more growing up than I do now. The syrup is just TOO SWEET for me, and the pancake itself is just... BLAH... When you're telling your friends about my blog, you can say, "hey, I've found this blogger that writes about tuna fish and pancakes..." ;) Okay, I'll be back on Wednesday with some first-round NHL predictions and a poker story for ya. Oh, and about my 13-2 run in the 'Sweet 16' and Tiger not winning the Masters, this sentence is all the bragging that I'm doing... ;) Have a good one!
Friday, April 6, 2012
Baseball Everywhere...
Good afternoon everyone. I'm sitting here watching the Chicago White Sox/Texas Rangers baseball game while I revel in the early success of my fantasy baseball team. If the season were to end right now, right this minute (well, as of yesterday's stats anyway), I would be my fantasy league champion. WOO HOO!!! My team hit one homerun yesterday, which puts me near the top of the HR and RBI categories, something that WILL NOT LAST... :) It looks like I will have some NHL playoff predictions for you in my ramble on Monday. Those predictions will be very interesting considering the limited amount of games that I have seen this season. The funny thing about the NHL playoffs is that lower seeded teams are ALWAYS knocking off the higher seeds. You think that the NCAA Tournament is bad - PFFTTT... The NHL season ends tomorrow, and shortly afterward the first-round playoff schedule will be released. One of my favorite sporting events to witness is the NHL playoff game that goes MULTIPLE overtimes. It just becomes a battle of attrition to see which team will actually be able to skate effectively the longest. I hope that I will actually get to see some of the playoff action, considering that I live in Texas, have a basic cable package, and that I work nights... 'The Masters' golf tournament is currently underway, and staying consistent with my prediction that Tiger Woods will not break the record set by Jack Nicklaus for victories in the 'Major' events, I am predicting that Woods will not win the tournament this weekend. I'm actually flipping through the sports channels right now (not JUST watching the Rangers game), and I'm pretty happy that I'm not Gregg Williams right now. The former New Orleans Saints Defensive Coordinator is again having the audio of his speech to the team before the game with the 49ers last season being played on ESPN2. He is currently suspended from the league 'indefinitely', and I have a feeling that indefinitely is going to last for A WHILE.............. So back to April baseball... Early season baseball has to be some of the best. It's the bottom of the 4th inning, and Cruz just struck out for the Rangers with 2 outs. After the swing-and-miss, the ball proceeded to dive beneath the catcher's glove, go between his legs, and bounced all the way to the backstop. Cruz on first, another runner on 2nd, still 2 outs... :) Yeah, baseball has some quirky rules... I hope that the baseball fans reading this got a look at the new ballpark down in Florida on Wednesday night. If you didn't, make sure you that tune into a Marlins home game sometime this season - pretty interesting field... The backstop area behind home plate actually has fish tanks off to the left and right sides (similar to the aquarium that I generously have on permanent loan to the Mirage, behind their check-in desk). Okay, the big tank at the Mirage is actually none of my doing, but it is a relaxing place to watch the fish swim around at three in the morning when you're in the middle of a marathon poker session. If you've never been in the Mirage and you're out in Vegas, go check out the fish - pretty impressive. It's one of the things that's definitely on my to-do-list when I get back to the desert. That and finding as many fish as I can AT the poker tables... ;) We have come to the end of what turned into a Friday sports ramble, but I hope that all of you have a great Easter Weekend, and I'll be back again on Monday with my normal ramble and some NHL first-round predictions for you. Have a good one!
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Duece-Five Of Clubs
Good afternoon everyone. I'll wait until Friday to gloat about my recent NCAA Tourney run. You know, gloat about all of the money that I didn't win... :) I now have less than an hour to wait until I see how the first round of waivers turned out in my fantasy baseball league. Chipper Jones was already injured, Bryce Harper is starting the season in the minors, and Andrew Bailey just got injured this week, so 'Coach' is making changes... Oh, and there is a televised, REAL baseball game tonight... :) In the meantime, let me tell you about the biggest pot that I have ever won in a limit hold 'em hand.
For those of you who haven't played a lot of poker and don't have much exposure other than what you've seen on t.v., no-limit hold 'em is what you see on t.v. In no-limit, you have the ability to shove all of your chips into the middle at any time. In limit hold 'em, the amount of chips that you may bet or raise is fixed for each betting round. This particular hand occurred in a game the week after I moved to Las Vegas in May of 2005. In sat down in a 4-8 limit game at the Rio. At these limits, you may bet or raise in increments of 4 dollars before the flop and on the flop, and in increments of 8 dollars on the turn and the river. I had recently been reading a lot about odds in the poker books that I owned, and that played a big part in me winning this hand, making a play that I wouldn't normally make. I was sitting in the big blind (the blinds were 2 and 4 dollars in this 4-8 game) and I was dealt the deuce-five of clubs. This was at a ten-player table. By the time the action had got back to me, there had been one late raise to eight dollars. I decided to call for only 4 more dollars because I was 1 of 7 players in the hand. Well, after the action passed me, the people to my left went crazy, and by the time it was my turn to act again, the raises for the hand had been CAPPED AT 20. With 5-high this might seem like an automatic fold, but I only needed to call 12 dollars to win the 128 dollars that was already out there. That means that I was getting slightly better than 10-1 odds on my hand... I decided to go ahead and call the twelve, armed with the knowledge of my recent poker reading. The flop came out 3 4 x (x means that the card is irrelevant to the story, a 'blank' if you will). There was no flush draw on the board, but our hero now had an open-end straight draw with his 2 3 4 5. An ace or a six shows up and I'm doing backflips... This hand took place almost 7 years ago, but I'm sure that there was at least a 4-dollar bet on the flop, and I believe that it was raised to 8, with pretty much everyone understandably going to the turn. The turn card was a 6, a BEAUTIFUL SIX... The turn put a flush draw out there that wasn't clubs. I checked my straight when the action got to me, and was able to check-raise the predictable eight-dollar bet. After I put in my raise to 16, only 2 players called me. With the 140 in the pot preflop, the at least 28 (but more likely 56 on the flop), and the 62 (I believe) here on the turn, this was a pretty decent pot. The river was a non-flush blank, and after I bet out eight, both remaining players called to see my turned straight, with the DEUCE-FIVE of clubs... As I'm raking in this close to THREE HUNDRED DOLLAR pot, I could literally hear the murmers around the table... "How could he call 20 preflop with FIVE TWO?!" Well, you can imagine... :) I also have in my notes for that day (yes, I read a lot before I started playing poker, and have always kept a pretty good record of my results) that I went on to flop a flush with A 9 of hearts in that same game, and after playing for 1 hour and 23 minutes, I cashed out up $ 296.00. I WISH that I had that hourly rate for my whole poker career...
I have decided that I definitely do have enough 'material' on Las Vegas and my 'poker career' to do a weekly Wednesday entry until I move back to the desert in August (if I can make that happen). I hope that you enjoyed that, and I hope that you send me your karma for my fantasy baseball team as I already have players that are dropping like flies... :) Have a great day and I'll see you again on Friday.
For those of you who haven't played a lot of poker and don't have much exposure other than what you've seen on t.v., no-limit hold 'em is what you see on t.v. In no-limit, you have the ability to shove all of your chips into the middle at any time. In limit hold 'em, the amount of chips that you may bet or raise is fixed for each betting round. This particular hand occurred in a game the week after I moved to Las Vegas in May of 2005. In sat down in a 4-8 limit game at the Rio. At these limits, you may bet or raise in increments of 4 dollars before the flop and on the flop, and in increments of 8 dollars on the turn and the river. I had recently been reading a lot about odds in the poker books that I owned, and that played a big part in me winning this hand, making a play that I wouldn't normally make. I was sitting in the big blind (the blinds were 2 and 4 dollars in this 4-8 game) and I was dealt the deuce-five of clubs. This was at a ten-player table. By the time the action had got back to me, there had been one late raise to eight dollars. I decided to call for only 4 more dollars because I was 1 of 7 players in the hand. Well, after the action passed me, the people to my left went crazy, and by the time it was my turn to act again, the raises for the hand had been CAPPED AT 20. With 5-high this might seem like an automatic fold, but I only needed to call 12 dollars to win the 128 dollars that was already out there. That means that I was getting slightly better than 10-1 odds on my hand... I decided to go ahead and call the twelve, armed with the knowledge of my recent poker reading. The flop came out 3 4 x (x means that the card is irrelevant to the story, a 'blank' if you will). There was no flush draw on the board, but our hero now had an open-end straight draw with his 2 3 4 5. An ace or a six shows up and I'm doing backflips... This hand took place almost 7 years ago, but I'm sure that there was at least a 4-dollar bet on the flop, and I believe that it was raised to 8, with pretty much everyone understandably going to the turn. The turn card was a 6, a BEAUTIFUL SIX... The turn put a flush draw out there that wasn't clubs. I checked my straight when the action got to me, and was able to check-raise the predictable eight-dollar bet. After I put in my raise to 16, only 2 players called me. With the 140 in the pot preflop, the at least 28 (but more likely 56 on the flop), and the 62 (I believe) here on the turn, this was a pretty decent pot. The river was a non-flush blank, and after I bet out eight, both remaining players called to see my turned straight, with the DEUCE-FIVE of clubs... As I'm raking in this close to THREE HUNDRED DOLLAR pot, I could literally hear the murmers around the table... "How could he call 20 preflop with FIVE TWO?!" Well, you can imagine... :) I also have in my notes for that day (yes, I read a lot before I started playing poker, and have always kept a pretty good record of my results) that I went on to flop a flush with A 9 of hearts in that same game, and after playing for 1 hour and 23 minutes, I cashed out up $ 296.00. I WISH that I had that hourly rate for my whole poker career...
I have decided that I definitely do have enough 'material' on Las Vegas and my 'poker career' to do a weekly Wednesday entry until I move back to the desert in August (if I can make that happen). I hope that you enjoyed that, and I hope that you send me your karma for my fantasy baseball team as I already have players that are dropping like flies... :) Have a great day and I'll see you again on Friday.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Scary Scary...
Good afternoon everyone. I hope that you're having a great day as a prelude to the national championship game tonight. Today's ramble is going to begin with sports since we have a rare Monday marquee event. In just over five hours the Kansas Jayhawks and Kentucky Wildcats will tip it off in New Orleans. In a scary stretch of predictions quite similar to my NFL playoffs run in the fall, I am 12-2 predicting winners in this tournament since the 'Sweet 16' began. Here's what happened on Saturday:
My prediction Actual Score
Kentucky 75 Louisville 66 Kentucky 69 Louisville 61
Kansas 74 Ohio State 70 Kansas 64 Ohio State 62
I feel like I do heading into the Super Bowl prediction right now in that I'm on such a roll that I don't want to totally blow this game. Talking to friends we've also discussed how after I do move back to Las Vegas I'll probably never have a run like this or my NFL playoffs run again... ;) To go 13-2 and please tens and tens of loyal blog readers everywhere, I'm going to go with...
Kentucky 73 Kansas 66
And there you go. That will give me a rooting interest in the game... I do apologize for this entry coming out so late today. I am usually off on Sundays, thus well-rested for Mondays. Last night my workplace hosted the Lone Star Music Awards, and we opened our venue earlier than usual, which resulted in me sleeping less than I would before a normal shift at work, followed up by a busier shift than I'm normally accustomed to. The night was a success and I still plan on dedicating a good portion of an entry here to the Texas Music Theater in the near future. I told some of my co-workers when I started the blog that I wanted to build up some sort of following here before I wrote about our venue so that more than three people would be reading about it... ;) I'm happy to say that today the blog will surpass the 5,800 mark in views, and at the pace it's going, 'Bikini Hill' will have to average just over 50 views per day to reach the 20,000 views that I predicted it would receive by the end of 2012 (I am prone to making a prediction now and then...). I would like to give a shoutout to my friend and co-worker Megan who just completed her first half-marathon this past weekend. Megan isn't a running fanatic by any stretch of the imagination, and had previously logged a personal long run of 7 miles before completing the 13.1 mile course on Saturday, but she is the type of strong-willed person that can pretty much conquer anything that she really sets her mind to. Congratulations Megan! Anyone meeting me for the first time (how can you meet someone more than once?) probably would not guess that I have completed three marathons in my lifetime, which segues into the new group of followers that my blog has received. There is a group of talented poker (predominantly) bloggers whose blogs I have found in the past few weeks, and some of them have been making their way back to my blog. Well, I recently discovered that they are planning a series of 'events' in Las Vegas during the last week of June and the second week of July. Of course this is a 'bad beat' for me because my plan is to move back to the desert at the beginning of August... GRRRRR... :) I guess they'll just have to take each other's money... If you aren't aware of it, the major baseball season has started already... It started mid-week last week with a couple of games featuring the Seattle Mariners and Oakland Athletics in Japan. I am not the commissioner of Major League Baseball, but it would make sense to me to change something that I believe has been ongoing throughout the course of my lifetime. Why does the MLB season not start on a SATURDAY, when the majority of people across the country are not working and could enjoy a full-day of games? The season always seems to start on a weekday... Why not get your television outlets together and just show a FULL SLATE of games ALL DAY LONG to kick off the season? That probably makes too much sense... And I don't have a problem with marketing "American sports" oversees, but to begin the season, you might want to host season-openers on our soil (or turf, or whatever we're playing on)... Okay, I'm going to end this little ramble here for today, but on Wednesday I will be back with a Las Vegas/poker-related story. If you missed my entry from last week, Mondays will still be about rambles at 'Bikini Hill', Wednesday will now be dedicated to Las Vegas and/or poker-related stories, and Fridays will still be about sports-related topics and predictions. Have a great day and enjoy the game tonight!
My prediction Actual Score
Kentucky 75 Louisville 66 Kentucky 69 Louisville 61
Kansas 74 Ohio State 70 Kansas 64 Ohio State 62
I feel like I do heading into the Super Bowl prediction right now in that I'm on such a roll that I don't want to totally blow this game. Talking to friends we've also discussed how after I do move back to Las Vegas I'll probably never have a run like this or my NFL playoffs run again... ;) To go 13-2 and please tens and tens of loyal blog readers everywhere, I'm going to go with...
Kentucky 73 Kansas 66
And there you go. That will give me a rooting interest in the game... I do apologize for this entry coming out so late today. I am usually off on Sundays, thus well-rested for Mondays. Last night my workplace hosted the Lone Star Music Awards, and we opened our venue earlier than usual, which resulted in me sleeping less than I would before a normal shift at work, followed up by a busier shift than I'm normally accustomed to. The night was a success and I still plan on dedicating a good portion of an entry here to the Texas Music Theater in the near future. I told some of my co-workers when I started the blog that I wanted to build up some sort of following here before I wrote about our venue so that more than three people would be reading about it... ;) I'm happy to say that today the blog will surpass the 5,800 mark in views, and at the pace it's going, 'Bikini Hill' will have to average just over 50 views per day to reach the 20,000 views that I predicted it would receive by the end of 2012 (I am prone to making a prediction now and then...). I would like to give a shoutout to my friend and co-worker Megan who just completed her first half-marathon this past weekend. Megan isn't a running fanatic by any stretch of the imagination, and had previously logged a personal long run of 7 miles before completing the 13.1 mile course on Saturday, but she is the type of strong-willed person that can pretty much conquer anything that she really sets her mind to. Congratulations Megan! Anyone meeting me for the first time (how can you meet someone more than once?) probably would not guess that I have completed three marathons in my lifetime, which segues into the new group of followers that my blog has received. There is a group of talented poker (predominantly) bloggers whose blogs I have found in the past few weeks, and some of them have been making their way back to my blog. Well, I recently discovered that they are planning a series of 'events' in Las Vegas during the last week of June and the second week of July. Of course this is a 'bad beat' for me because my plan is to move back to the desert at the beginning of August... GRRRRR... :) I guess they'll just have to take each other's money... If you aren't aware of it, the major baseball season has started already... It started mid-week last week with a couple of games featuring the Seattle Mariners and Oakland Athletics in Japan. I am not the commissioner of Major League Baseball, but it would make sense to me to change something that I believe has been ongoing throughout the course of my lifetime. Why does the MLB season not start on a SATURDAY, when the majority of people across the country are not working and could enjoy a full-day of games? The season always seems to start on a weekday... Why not get your television outlets together and just show a FULL SLATE of games ALL DAY LONG to kick off the season? That probably makes too much sense... And I don't have a problem with marketing "American sports" oversees, but to begin the season, you might want to host season-openers on our soil (or turf, or whatever we're playing on)... Okay, I'm going to end this little ramble here for today, but on Wednesday I will be back with a Las Vegas/poker-related story. If you missed my entry from last week, Mondays will still be about rambles at 'Bikini Hill', Wednesday will now be dedicated to Las Vegas and/or poker-related stories, and Fridays will still be about sports-related topics and predictions. Have a great day and enjoy the game tonight!
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