"I thought Instagram was a cocaine delivery service..." -@Waleska163- (via twitter)
"I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day this year - I'm sending the kids out to look for eggs I haven't hidden..." -@Mz_Cake_Vodka- (via twitter)
"Relationship status: getting pretty serious with Reeces Peanut Butter Eggs..."
-@ProbablyButNo- (via twitter)
"The Yankees don't always lead the Tigers 2-0, but when they do, it's spring training... #Tigers"
-@freepsports- (via twitter)
"It's surprising how much a sprinkler system sounds like a rattlesnake when you're out walking with music playing in your earphones..." -@desertcoach- (via twitter)
Could you not quote yourself in your own blog please? Yes, the rattlesnake quote is mine, from last night. So, I decided to go for a walk after midnight after watching ten hours of baseball yesterday (sorry to let you down, but I did take a nap for a couple of hours during the Phillies/Braves game...). So I'm down near the Square, walking by these these shrubs, listening to iHeartRadio through earphones via my Droid, when I hear it... "ChuhChuhChuhChuhChuhChuh" (whisper that out loud to yourself REAL FAST, I spelled it right)... ;) ANYWAY, I turned my head to look, and I finally found the water shooting out from behind the shrubs. NO, I didn't jump, and I wasn't scared, but yeah..., it DID SOUND kinda like a rattlesnake... #themoreyouknow
Could you not do stupid things in a deliberate effort to get your store into my blog again? I went to the local H.E.B. grocery store after my Easter shift ended (about 4 a.m. Monday morning), walked up to the door, and it was..., LOCKED??? Then I read this sign:
"We will be closed SUNDAY, March 31
We will Re-open Monday, April 1 at our regular opening hours..."
For those of you who are not familiar with the "Big H.E.B." in San Marcos, America, the store is normally open 24 hours..., SOOOOOOO..., when you say that you "will re-open... at our regular opening hours," that would be?????? GOD BLESS the employee who was approaching the store from his car when I was heading back to mine... BA HA HA HA... After asking him when they were going to open (6 a.m. he thought), I said to him..., "you MIGHT want to tell someone that your signs are confusing, considering that your store is normally open all the time..." Again, BA HA HA HA... I'm so rotten... :)
Could you put a quote in your blog lead-in for the Yankees fans? BA HA HA HA... :) I actually meant to put that quote up for my brother yesterday for Opening Day, but it totally slipped my mind. Between now and the time I hit the 'publish' button, I'm going to try to remember all of my facebook friends who are Yankees fans, just so I can tag them also... :) Oh, and by the way, final score from Yankee Stadium yesterday: Red Sox 8 Yankees 2... ;) I also intend to start listing the top three teams in each of my fantasy baseball leagues here on Mondays since I know that at least some of the team owners are reading the blog. Where am I in the standings currently you ask? I'm in second place, thank you for asking... And YES, that would be in ALL THREE LEAGUES (10-team leagues)... :P
Could you "could you" someone TWICE in one blog entry? Natalie, Natalie, Natalie... :) So my "famous" (Bikini Hill famous) Texas State reporter friend had an interesting day yesterday... It seems that Natalie was walking on campus when a random kid told her that she had a big green bug on her backpack. She stopped in her tracks and asked him if he would remove it. He told Natalie, "no, it's REALLY BIG..." Natalie proceeds to THROW HER BACKPACK to the ground, at which point this stranger says, "April Fools!" BA HA HA HA... :)
Could you PLEASE tell us another Natalie story? You knew I was going to already... ANYWAY, Natalie gets on the campus bus yesterday, and after the driver closes the doors, he whispers, "now I'm going to kill us all... just kidding..." The following is a direct quote from Natalie: "Dude drove like crazy and laid on the horn like 3 times!!! All the fools are out to play today..." :) Again, I'm going back to the "BA HA HA HA well..." :)
Could you give us your predictions as to who will make the playoffs in Major League Baseball this year Coach? Yes, I plan on doing that tomorrow, thanks for asking... ;)
Could you change my outlook on life with one simple trade? Yesterday was a GREAT DAY to be Colt McCoy, wasn't it?! The former University of Texas quarterback was traded FROM the Cleveland Browns TO the San Francisco 49ers yesterday. The HECK with April Fools Day - MERRY FREAKIN CHRISTMAS Colt! ;)
I meant to say thanks to a lot of people today in honor of this little blog breaking the 30,000 viewmark total yesterday, but I'm not quite prepared, so I'm going to save that for another day. In the meantime, I want to thank ALL OF YOU for stopping by, and I will see you again tomorrow!